Finishing off WV

Posted on February 19, 2015 by xjester2007

Hello, Troops!

As most of you already know, Cul has rejoined. He’s our new AUS leader / 2ic. This means that WV’s only advantage (AUS division) is no longer a threat to the Great Doritos Empire. They stand no match for our UK and USA divisions and we are annihilating them. We have DOUBLED their sizes at multiple battles, which is a great accomplishment considering we just reopened.

Tax, you’re all talk. But wait until you see DCP’s first AUSIA event – wait until our first event smacks your many months of work down the drain.

DCP is a family forever, you can never take that. We all are here for each other no matter what, and you can never break that. We’re nothing like WV, they are a weak army with temporary troops. We are all Doritos forever, and we will crush this menace. They stand no chance against a legendary army, and every single day they are simply making themselves look more and more idiotic while giving us a reason to push harder and harder until they no longer exist.

This is what happened the last time Cul was in DCP

I don’t know if WV really thinks they can take us, or if they are just fooling themselves at an attempt to foolishly impress others. Either way, their mistakes will cost them their existence and that is my promise to every single Dorito. This is the last time they attack us when they think we’re vulnerable, and let this be a lesson that DCP is never vulnerable, whether we’re at war or reopening, we will always prevail.