Doritos of Club Penguin

Hello, Troops.. 😦

I logged on for a DCP event, and I wasn’t doing the tactics when leaders asked me to.. They asked me “Why?” “Why aren’t you doing any of the tactics, I hope your okay!” So, I made this post to ensure that everyone knows the true story, and what ACTUALLY happened during the event. (PLEASE DO NOT DEMOTE ME) 

Ok, so one busy day in New York City.. I left the front door of the apartment building I live in open, and about twenty thousands eight hundreds and two hours later, I found my house SWARMING with creepers. They were everywhere. I was not sure why, so I continued to do tactics. Until.. The creeper got closer and closer to my dog. All of a sudden, BOOM! One creeper explodes and sets off trillions of other creepers that were  in my kitchen. My entire apartment building that I was living in exploded. Pieces were everywhere. I couldn’t believe my eyes. This is just about that moment where the DCP leaders were asking me why I wasn’t doing any of the tactics. I rushed and quickly glued the ceiling / roof of my apartment building back on. At this point, I searched for my parents and they somehow left and went on a dinner-date and came back right when I flushed my dogs ashes down the toilet (What I like to call a river). Everything was fine when they came because the creepers and myself made a deal. I had to personally talk to their ghosts, and the deal was if I glued their heads back on they would leave and never come back. 

So please.. I am begging you not to demote me. I will personally send you 1 ton of sulfur from these creepers, AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT FIRE ME!!!

~Mustapha10 DCP Warrant officer (pretend i’m a 4ic nd nd nd i’ll pay you 2k xats for 3ic poll!!!)

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