OH YEAH, I WENT THERE.

Other armies have made a terrible decision pretty much ditching the DCP for DW, they have tricked you into everything. Watch out, you won’t be together very long.

DW, I’m coming for your site, watch out.

Due to the ACP obviously in many ways ditching us out of the bloom, we are not longer allies. We will help the Light Troops, we will have the Purple Republic once more. I will bring hell to other armies. Ban me for warfare for all I care, I will get you. The only safe people are the people who are in the DCP, and who join the PR alliance. Anyone outside of it, watch out like I informed you of before.

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I am sick and tired of this mother fucking cunt named SaW, he’s 17 years old and still enjoys club penguin, let’s get this all correct, and yes, this is correct information.

All SaW does all day long is pull his 54 sized pants up to his nipples, and type like a nerd on the computer 24/7. Need a pic related to it? Once you hit size 54 in pants SaW… your screwed.

Picture of SaW:

By the way all men who are in love cybering SaW everyday, before this pic was tookin, he took the 1month old KFC “fried” chicken from under his smelly ass arm pit (just sayin’).

STOP EATING YOUR BUTTCRUMBS SAW, THEY AREN’T CHOCOLATE! (ono)

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Are you mad yet? Not? here’s for all those other armies, I INSIST YOU STOP ONLINE DATING. (cybering is a-okay, but internet dating is just plain scary.)

Here’s Unknown!

I thought he looked so sexy, that I decided to add a caption on it!

…Damn he must have hundreds of dollars worth of KFC and McDonalds..

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Back to my point, you armies shouldn’t have left the DCP for no reason, and ditch us for the DW, or shall I say Emo Warriors.  You other armies are gay slobs that eat kfc all day, if you guys never look at the weekly deals, I suggest you start buying the 1 buck meal! because by the time your 17 like SaW, you won’t be able to afford much, you wasted your money on Club Penguin memberships and xats!

Why isn’t SaW in college? He’s every ones mommy’s boy, and he is one huge of a goodie-tushu! 

There is SaW eating his 1st bucket of the day for breakfast!

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Anyone who is in DCP rules, anyone outside of it sucks. (Y)

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Bye for now,

~Wwebestfan

“The Loved One”

Today we raided DW capital unscheduled, completely owned them.

DW was so scared they said that the unscheduled raid would give their troop a promotion for logging on!

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Now, I would also like DW to stop doing 1 more thing. now the DW are stealing IW troops secretly, I advise all armies to watch out.

They are BIG bribers.

Bye for now, 

~Wwebestfan

Its went well today we went over the type of formations you could make here is a pic:

That my friends is the crappy drawing of lines.

See ya next week for DCP bootcamp

The reason we are automatically deleting your comments from our website, is due to all of your comments are threats and/or inappropriate comments, which we the DCP due not allow. If you continue to do so, we will block your entire armies (TG,DW) IP Address’s from our site, so it won’t be visible to you.

Bye for now,

~Wwebestfan

Note to DW, I was just told from Kenneth1000, ACP leader, if you take 1 or 2 more troops from us, ACP will get involved.

DW is bribing already:

Hello Troops!

DW keeps going around spreading things about the DCP, once they ask for no war, now they are starting to create rumors. We aren’t gonna tolerate this, therefore we will be taking majority of the DW’s nation!

All of these battles will count with the promotion system!

- Friday Invasions - 

Invasion of Snow Angel

When: This friday

Times: 7PM EST, 8PM EST, 1AM UK

Server: Snow Angel (at the Snow Forts)

Chat: xat.com/TheDoritosArmy

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- Saturday Invasions - 

Invasion of Frosty

**DW’s Capital**

When: This saturday

Times: 1PM CST, 2PM EST, 7PM UK

Server: Frosty (at the Snow Forts)

Chat: xat.com/TheDoritosArmy

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- Sunday Invasions - 

Invasion of Slushy

**Former DCP Capital**

When: This sunday

Times: 12PM CST, 1PM EST, 6PM UK

Server: Slushy (at the Snow Forts)

Chat: xat.com/TheDoritosArmy

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Invasion of Hockey

When: This sunday

Times: 1PM CST, 2PM EST, 7PM UK

Server: Hockey (at the Snow Forts)

Chat: xat.com/TheDoritosArmy

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- Rules for all invasions - 

-No Allies

-No Bots

-No Claiming Rooms

-No Spying

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Comment on which ones you can come too!

Today we completely demolished TG while they we’re invading our server, Ascent. We got on at exactly the time the battle started (or 1 min after), and TG even surrendered this time! This was probably one of our biggest turnouts yet!

Chat size when we just login

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We maxed out about 30ish, averaging 20+ as usual, our tactics first started off a bit bad, but they later got better!

REMEMBER: TG even surrendered saying they lost today.

Bye for now,

~Wwebestfan

GUYS WE  MUST BE MORE CAREFUL!

The leaders of this boot camp will be Teddy, Jeffrey1999, and myself, so far Mustapha has volunteered to be a teacher. Also we will have daily training sessions at around 10:00 PST, 11:00 MST, 2:00 CST, and 3:00 EST, and 6:00 GMT all pm, so make sure to be there!

In other news, We will be defending  Snow Plow from Pirates one hour after the training session make sure to be there, if you come to this battle it will increase you chance of promotion by 30% so be there!

~Arch 20045 signing off!~ (Now for the daily humor)

LT has surrendered!!!

I would like to start this post off speaking about which TG is gonna do, and when they do it, just remember: IT’S ALWAYS FALSE!

TG first off, you CANNOT claim rooms, it was banned from cp warfare, even though we told you several times to stop claiming that you claimed that certain room, you continued. TG under no circumstance did you guys win. 1) You logged off before us. 2) Your chat size was not as big on CP 3) You had bots or allies.

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Since several rules we’re broken, we keep the owning of the server Shiver, TG if you want to keep on continuing saying you won Shiver, sorry, but you didn’t, if you want it you will have to re-invade it

NEXT EVENT IS TOMORROW!

Defense of Ascent

When: Tuesday, February 21st

Server: Ascent(If full Klondike)

Times: 6:30 EST | 5:30 CST | 4:30 MST | 3:30 PST | 11:30 UK |

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Bye for now,

~Wwebestfan

]]> http://doritosarmy.com/2012/02/20/tg-did-not-win-shiver/feed/ 5 xwwebestfanx http://doritosarmy.com/2012/02/20/igloo-contest/ http://doritosarmy.com/2012/02/20/igloo-contest/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:24:02 +0000 Teddy50405 http://doritosarmy.com/?p=7988 ]]> Hey guys, teddy here. So as you know we been planning to do an igloo contest but we couldn’t with all the war events going on. So heres how it works. I will be the judge of igloo contest. The igloo contest is gnna be made with tournment brackets. The penguin with the better igloo wins the match and moves on.

RULES:

1.) Must be your igloo. Cannot take anyone elses idea if you do you will be diqualified.

2.) Each time theres a new round you must create a new igloo you cannot use the same one over and over again.

3.) Have fun don’t get mad if you lose. 

4.) Each round will have a different theme so be prepared

If you want to be involved with the contest comment with your penguin name and name on chat. 

-on other note Nachos and ACP are now allies. we will be continuing to fight TG this following week ok guys dont forget to comment if you want to be in the contest

-Teddy